Vinod Kambli in 'Agent Vinod' remake

Agent Vinod Kambli

After negative reports from the box office and the critics for the latest Bollywood movie Agent Vinod, Indian cricket‘s own Agent Vinod Kambli has decided to remake the movie casting himself as the hero. The plot of the movie will have a cricket background and the story is now being written by Vinod Kambli himself. The movie will be produced by his home production.

After a serious investigation (that never happened), Sportskeeda has learnt that Kambli will give the role of Kareena Kapoor to his wife. Kambli has realised that his wife is more popular than him as people in India search ‘Vinod Kambli’s wife’ more than ‘Vinod Kambli’ on Google.

Our sources have revealed that Vinod Kambli will play the role of an ICC secret agent on a mission to unearth the match fixing scandals. The appointment of Kambli has been sanctioned by none other than the ICC President who hails from Kambli’s home state Maharashtra. Kambli is learnt to have requested Sharad Pawar to do a guest appearance in the movie as the ICC boss.

Kambli has already finished writing the opening scene of the movie in which Agent Vinod will be seen as fighting with Majhar Majid, Salman Butt, Mohammad Asif and Mohammad Amir and foiling their plans of spot fixing.

When contacted by this correspondent, Kambli admitted that he is planning a remake of Agent Vinod. “When I failed in cricket, nobody stood by me. So I decided to support the concept of Agent Vinod when the movie failed,” said a teary eyed Vinod. On being asked if his dear friend Sachin Tendulkar would play any role in this movie, he revealed, “Yes, Sachin will do an item number in the movie. He is a great batsman with a great footwork. So he won’t have any problem in shaking his legs with me in the item number. I will also teach him how to dance from my experience from the reality dance show Jhalak Dikhla Jaa.”

Vinod Kambli, jisne apni career ki pungi khud bajayi thi, seems to have another disastrous plan in his mind. We can only wish him good luck.

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