Top 20 funniest Google autofill search suggestions for football personalities

Google Search is one of the most powerful search engines in the world. It processes more than three billion searches everyday. The search autofill or suggestions feature is a very helpful tool to help you with the most used search terms and keywords on thew web.

Naturally, when you try to search a football personality it suggests some of the most used keywords associated with that personality. Here are the top 20 of them:

20. Mario Balotelli

Mario Balotelli is a jolly personality on and off the field. Remember when he showed the ‘Why Always Me’ t-shirt after scoring against Manchester United in a derby? Or when he tried to set off his house with firecrackers?

However, the most searched aspect of Balotelli is his abysmal penalty record, which you can check here: http://hasbalotellimissedapenalty.com/.

19. Joey Barton

Joey Barton is one of the most infamous footballers in the world due to his fights and his vocal presence on Twitter. However, if you put ‘is’, the scenario changes dramatically.

18. Nicklas Bendtner

Nicklas Bendtner is one of the most trolled footballers on the internet. And of course, no one can ever forget his ‘best striker in the world’ quote. Wonder why people would search him in Armani underwear though. Maybe that has something to do with Paddy power?

17. Sepp Blatter

FIFA president Sepp Blatter had to face a lot of criticism after it was rumoured that the 2022 World Cup to Qatar deal was a corrupt deal, and that Blatter was involved.

He also got in trouble after his comments on Cristiano Ronaldo didn’t go down that well with the CR7 fans worldwide.

16. Sergio Busquets

One blatant dive was enough for the talented Barcelona midfielder to become the butt of all the jokes on the internet. And people were really interested in his religion as well.

15. The Football Association, England

Even aside from footballers, the Football Association or the FA is not far behind when it comes to searchability. Failing to regulate refereeing decisions and harsh punishments on the footballers resulted in the above Google searches.

14. Ryan Giggs

One of the most celebrated and loyal servants for Manchester United was not spared either after it was reported that he had an affair with his brother’s wife.

13. Emile Heskey

Emile Heskey is one of the most trolled personalities on the internet as well. He is often compared to Lionel Messi, presumably in a sarcastic sense.

12. Adnan Januzaj

Adnan Januzaj was the talk of the Manchester fans after some superb performances in the pre-season games and a few Premier League matches as well. Januzaj, aged 18, is eligible to play for six countries at the international level, which is one of the reasons for the high search results for his country.

Yes, Adnan Januzaj is a Muslim and for some reason a lot of people were curious about the fact.

11. Lionel Messi

The search results for arguably the best player today were not shocking at all. It seems Messi is arrogant, bully and a good boy all at the same time. Just to let you know, Sepp Blatter thinks Messi is a good boy.

10. Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan is known for his outspoken views on football and his Twitter exchanges with the likes of Rio Ferdinand, Gary Neville and Wayne Rooney.

Morgan is a British journalist and TV host and by the looks of it, is not very likeable on the internet.

P.S. Piers Morgan is an Arsenal fan.

9. David Moyes

David Moyes was appointed the manager of Manchester United in May after the retirement of Sir Alex Ferguson. With the Red Devils struggling to find any sort of form this season, the search results tells you the story about how fans feel about the manager.

8. Samir Nasri

Samir Nasri had to face a lot of slack from Arsenal fans after he joined rivals Manchester City for a ‘higher’ paycheck. Most used words in association with him are ‘prick’ and ‘traitor’.

7. Cristiano Ronaldo

The FIFA Ballon d’Or 2013 winner is one of the best without a doubt. And of course, he is compared with Lionel Messi constantly. His religion and sexual orientation get a lot of search hits as well.

6. Wayne Rooney

One of the best performers on the football pitch, often called ‘The White Pele’ and ‘Shrek’. The top search, however, is unfortunately related to his looks.

5. Robin van Persie

Robin van Persie or RVP joined Manchester United for £24 million, because of which the former Arsenal player was branded as ‘Judas’ and a traitor. He is one player Arsenal fans will always dislike, maybe even more than Adebayor and Nasri.

The second search term, “an Arsenal man”, is somewhat amusing though.

4. John Terry

One of the best centre-backs in the Premier League has always been in the news for all the wrong reasons. After having an affair with his team-mate Wayne Bridge’s wife, his reputation took a huge hit.

The Chelsea captain was in further trouble when he was banned for 4 matches and fined for racially abusing QPR’s Anton Ferdinand in 2012.

3. Howard Webb

English referee Howard Webb has been frequently criticized for ‘favouring’ the Red Devils. He is also one of the most trolled personalities on the internet. It is debatable though if he really is a Manchester United fan.

2. Ashley Young

Ashley Young has been synonymous with diving lately. Most football fans think that he is a disgrace to football and is a cheat.

Surprisingly, he was searched with the keywords “on par with Lionel Messi” as well.

1. Wilfried Zaha

Manchester United’s new recruit Wilfried Zaha was rumored to have an affair with the manager’s daughter. No surprises then that he was searched alongside David Moyes in three out of four occasions as shown.

Did we miss someone? Leave your comments.