[Satire] How Wenger used the German trio to convince Sami Khedira to join Arsenal

Wenger Khedira
Arsene Wenger has a master plan to bring Sami Khedira to Arsenal

Sami Khedira is on a high after winning the World Cup with Germany. And he had already won the Copa del Rey and the Champions League with Real Madrid, which makes it a very successful season for the 27-year-old German.

So it doesn’t come as a surprise that he is now one of the most sought after midfielders in the transfer market. And with Arsenal in dire need of a top, top, TOP quality central midfielder. Khedira fits the bill.

But can the Gunners afford to bring him to the Emirates? Will Arsene Wenger spend so much on transfer fee and high wages? Well, it turns out Le Professeur had a master plan to get him to put pen to paper!

We intercepted some text messages that were exchanged between Wenger, Khedira and the German Gunners – Mertesacker, Ozil and Podolski.

First Contact


The Recruits


The Blackmail


Khedira Captured!


Tying Up Loose Ends

Disclaimer: All the phone conversations above are as real as Nicklas Bendtner’s chances of winning the Ballon d’Or this year!

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