Jose Mourinho pokes fun at rivals with a 'fictional story'

Jose Mourinho has some graphics for his rivals in his speech. pic.twitter.com/fjNI8vrHDP
— BPL Zone (@BPLZone) May 26, 2015

mourinho after delivering his speech tonight 😹 pic.twitter.com/2142yUPpmL
— SuperFrankieLampard (@salmenCFC) May 26, 2015

Mourinho's end of year speech is AMAZING! All aboard the bus! #KingJose pic.twitter.com/VSC6YF5FMG
— Scott Lang (@Lang_7) May 27, 2015

That Jose Mourinho speech had me like. #cfc pic.twitter.com/wmDzhopSe8
— Carlos Smith (@CarltonSmith12) May 27, 2015

Just watched Jose Mourinho's speech. The funniest speech I have ever seen! Mocking Arsenal, City and United. Absolutely brilliant! #Legend
— Ben Croft (@bmjc1996) May 26, 2015

Mourinho was spot on with that speech. Sometimes clubs forget the object of playing football, it's to win football matches. Simple.
— L3ahpar (@l3ahpar) May 26, 2015

Just seen Jose Mourinho's speech from tonight. Utterly fantastic. What a splendid manager.
— Liam (@OffsideLiam) May 26, 2015

Jose Mourinho's speech at Chelsea POTY award everyone is talking about: http://t.co/qaZTMURGBB
— Footy Videos (@FootballlVideos) May 27, 2015

"Finally come another team [blue shirts]. They wanted to play with the normal rules and they know that to win matches they had to score one more goal than the opponent. How can you do this? By scoring a lot of goals or not conceding and scoring one. And they did it both ways. Scoring a lot, conceding some. Scoring one goal and conceding no goals.That was the option and lots of goals were conceding, they played from August till May and sometimes they brought the bus."

"The third team [red shirts, white sleeves] was almost there, because they wanted to play with two goals. They were scoring some, they were also conceding some. They were fantastic. They scored really beautiful goals, they concede some goals too and they were almost there. But they asked the international board to play only between January and April. And they told 'no chance, no chance.' You have to play between August and May, so they couldn't be champions."

"After that there was another team [wearing sky blue shirts] that were less radical and they asked to play only with one goal. They were fantastic and they scored a lot of goals and the goals were coming from every position and they score and they score and they score, but they never conceded goals, because no goal. Again, the international board told them 'I'm sorry, you can't be champions because football is with two goals."

"This is a football pitch with two goals, one ball, but there is one team that would like to play without goals. That team plays really well and the ball goes and goes and goes and the quality of the ball possession is really beautiful, but no goals. And they ask the international board of FIFA to play like this, but they were told that it was not possible, that the bigger percentage of ball possession doesn't win matches and they were not champions."

Jose Mourinho mocked Premier League rivals during the end of the season awards dinner with a funny speech. Chelsea manager told a 'fictional' story about three other title challengers with kits dissimilar to Manchester United, Manchester City and Arsenal.