WWE Superstars: It's Morphing Time

Like great heavy metal, Darth Coulson melts faces. Also heels.

1- AJ Styles meets Dean Ambrose

Styles over Asylums

Pretty great main event the other night, that’s for sure. Although honestly, I thought Wack-a-Dean should have held the belt a little longer as he was just getting his footing as the champ. But AJ is on the hottest of fire, and Backslide was a mission statement for Smackdown Live.

I’m not sure what it was, I think maybe something like “the new guys are taking over!”, but I’m sure that will change yesterday and we’ll be back to John Cena winning everything all the time just in time to win all the belts on Raw AND Smackdown by the time Wrestlemania shows up. Becky Lynch is gonna be so bummed.

Anyway, this mashup, who no one ever thought would be in the WWE is pretty great. The face doesn’t change all that much (white people, amirite?) but the coolest part is the top hair. While DA’s hair is rushing away from his eyebrows, AJ’s hair is screaming to get the party his face hair is throwing. This turns into a perfect rendition of a late 80s skateboarder’s hair-do after attempting a switch heelflip down 13 steps dozens of times. This is a look teenage ‘me’ is very familiar with.

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