A 19-year-old passionate rookie writer who happens to study engineering by default. For me, football is more than just a game, it's a way of life. Then Paul Ashworth summed it up with: "After a while it all gets mixed up together in your head. You can't remember whether life's shit because Arsenal are shit or the other way round." Often accused of plagiarism, I can be ridiculously funny and funnily ridiculous at the same time. Possesses a soft spot for the French National Team and Juventus.