#WayneRooneyPoetry trends on Twitter

Van Gaal would drop me but he doesn't have the guts Bit of banter and people go nuts #WayneRooneyPoetry
— Marcos (@Marcos96R) September 29, 2015

I once had an amazing skate Mate mate mate mate mate mate. #WayneRooneyPoetry
— Saaad (@SaaadBaigg) September 29, 2015

Roses R Red, City is blue I like grannies I hope Coleen does 2 Wayne Rooney aged 29 #WayneRooneyPoetry
— Walter Smith (@mancitysmith) September 29, 2015

Hi Rio its Wayne, I know i'm a pain, but, do you want picking up in the morning pal ? #WayneRooneyPoetry
— Matthew (@carrick_fan) September 29, 2015

With me up front, we'll never win a cup, Drogba, your a good player but pls get up #WayneRooneyPoetry
— Manas (@ScholesEsque) September 29, 2015

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate. Fakers gonna fake fake fake fake fake. Mate mate mate mate mate. #WayneRooneyPoetry
— Mukund' (@ScholesLegacy) September 29, 2015

When I was at Everton I wore blue RIP Whitney I wanna run to you Legend #waynerooneypoetry
— Shivam Manghnani (@shivamLM) September 29, 2015

Wow just got 12.5 million on temple run I put in two transfer requests not one #WayneRooneyPoetry
— Arun Kumar (@redzeppelin7) September 29, 2015

Jack and Jill went up the hill Did u have sugar in ur tea Phil #WayneRooneyPoetry
— sosadRNAF (@romstah) September 29, 2015

What a goal! What a shot! I was going bald at 25. Why not? #WayneRooneyPoetry
— Trenerdista (@zedchrmsm) September 29, 2015

Just bought my son Kai a toy Go the the gym fat boy #WayneRooneyPoetry
— Midnight_Banter (@Midnight_Ranter) September 29, 2015