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Recent evidence on youtube that clearly shows that SRT (and not Dhoni) invented the helicopter shot urged scientists and historians to dig deeper. The results were profound and historic. Studies have revealed, that not only the helicopter shot, but also the helicopter itself along with all remaining matter in the known universe was indeed invented by Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar - ‘the God’.
This result has surprised people everywhere except of course in India. Keen cricket enthusiast and a die hard Sachin fan Mr Sada Klishekar said enthusiastically, “We all know that cricket is a religion and Sachin is God, so of course he invented everything!” After the recent success of the Anna Hazare, campaign, Indians worldwide have started a new movement to ensure that this new discovery gains universal acceptance.
“We will not rest until everyone on facebook has forwarded this fact to all of their friends!”, said Mr. Sarvakalik Berozgar, President of the All India Sachin Tendulkar Fan Club on facebook, with over 1 million members. Within 2 hours of the development, 70% of the Indian users on Facebook had updated their profile pictures to show either the tri-color or his Holiness himself.
Rajinikanth fans protest, claim 'the Thalaivar' as the original God
As expected, there were strong reactions from all over India. ‘Spontaneous’ celebrations, and outpouring of emotions were arranged by the SS and the MNS. in Mumbai. Elsewhere the mood was different. Large scales protests were held in Calcutta proclaiming Dada and Didi to be the respective God and Goddess respectively. In the south, Rajini followers went on the rampage and leaders of the DMK, AIADMK, TDP, IELTS and DOCX demanded central government enquiries into the Sachin God claims. There were reports of sporadic candle-light marches in Tokyo as well.
The news received little coverage outside India though, barring an article in the New York Times about “Some Indian thing happening downtown”, referring to an attempt by the local Indian association to educate the world about their new ‘God’. But their efforts have not been in vain. Reliable sources on Facebook and Twitter have quoted Barack Obama on the subject. “I dont know what cricket is, but now I will see it so that I know the cause of the existence of 100% of the American people”, the President is believed to have said.
