20 things you don't want to hear about Rohit Sharma

1. India has finally found its new opener in Rohit Sharma.

2. Even Tendulkar was ordinary before he started to open the innings. Rohit Sharma is India’s next Tendulkar.

3. We always knew Rohit was super talented. This is the birth of a legend.

4. Rohit Sharma is India’s future captain. He will lead us to the 2015 and 2019 World Cups.

5. Rohit Sharma should be included in the Test squad for the Australia series.

6. Rohit Sharma is India’s future. He’ll break all records one day.

7. Rohit Sharma is India’s best all-rounder. Don’t know why they’re not asking him to bowl.

8. Rohit Sharma reminds us of Tendulkar in his youth. Such elegance and perfection.

9. Rohit Sharma is better than MS Dhoni and Virat Kohli.

10. Rohit Sharma is India’s answer to Hashim Amla.

11. Rohit Sharma is a team man. He agreed to open the innings for the team’s sake. He’s the next Rahul Dravid.

12. Form is temporary. Class is permanent. Rohit Sharma just showed that.

13. Rohit Sharma can be an effective batsman overseas. He can play swing, he can play bounce, he has all the shots in the book.

14. Rohit is just hitting the purple patch now. The selectors should make him the captain. He will be India’s Graeme Smith.

15. Rohit Sharma #Respect #Legend.

16. When Rohit Sharma plays shots like those, the world seems a much better place.

17. Rohit Sharma will be 2013′s Cricketer of the Year across all formats.

18. Rohit Sharma is such a dedicated cricketer. He doesn’t like endorsements. Look, his bat has no sponsors. He denied all of them.

19. Rohit Sharma averaged more than Gambhir, Kohli, Dhoni Yuvraj, Pietersen, Cook and Ian Bell in the last game.

20. Rohit Sharma is the new God of Cricket.

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and should be taken with a pinch of salt.