8 things FIXED this IPL

People all around the world believe IPL is fixed. Is it?

I am not here to debate on the issue but rather to tell you that there are a few things in this IPL season which are FIXED. It is fixed for a lot of people in many ways. So let’s have a look at 8 things which prove that IPL is fixed.

1. FIXED profits for the advertising industry

It is indeed an advertising carnival. Every Tom, Dick and Harry with a lot of money wants his product right in the middle of the field. Thank god for the respect of the game, or else they would have also painted the 22 yards with an ad.

2. FIXED high TRPs for Sony MAX

No offence to the channel, but this is the only break Sooryavansham and Don No. 1 tapes get apart from played on loop throughout the year.

3. FIXED public appearance opportunities for so called ‘celebrities’

We all know that this is that time of the year when the not-so-celebrated celebs get their chance to shine on the screen. The gorgeous Preity Zinta, sizzling Shilpa Shetty and even Shamita Shetty can be seen on the TV screens having a blast. Sure, there is indeed a big reason for them to celebrate (not every day you get a chance to be on TV, you see!).

4. FIXED fake excitement from Danny Morison

He is the English version of Navjot Singh Sidhu. And if his loud voice wasn’t enough in the World T20, brace yourself for that added fake excitement throughout the season.

5. FIXED hullaballoo for tickets outside the stadium during the Indian Leg

No matter how soaring high the prices are, all the wannabe would want a president box seat to increase their chances of clicking a selfie with those ‘Celebs’ in the background.

6. FIXED injuries to players

It is given that such a big cricketing extravaganza will have its toll on the players; however, for the amount of money they make, they will happily take it. So there goes a few international cricketing months for some lucky/unlucky ones.