Humor: 10 reasons why you should date a girl who is crazy about Virat Kohli

One of Virat Kohli’s crazy fans

If you’re among the popular guys who get a lot of attention from female fans, here’s a tip for speed dating. When you meet a good-looking girl next time around, ask her this: Do you like Virat Kohli?

No? Move on.

Yes? Let’s date!

Well, of course, I’ll justify my stance. Not one, but with 10 reasons.

1. The MCBCs of course: You’ll never be afraid of hooligans harassing your girl. Be it at her office or late night on her way back home, the moment someone tries to take advantage, she’ll dish out the MCBCs within the blink of an eye.
2. Style quotient: A die-hard Kohli fan would know a thing or two about style quotient. She’ll always be conscious about her hair and up to date about the latest fashion trends. She might as well gift you an Oakley Wayfarer if you’re too lucky!
3. No ‘date’ v ‘cicket match’ fights: There’s India playing a match, and you're stuck between a date and a cricket match. That situation might never arrive if your girlfriend is a Kohli fanatic. Kohli plays well in almost every game, doesn’t he? Then why’d she prefer to go out? You can cuddle on the couch and have fun watching the match together. Now that’s the savings plan you were looking for all your life.
4. You can drool over Anushka Sharma: Is there an Anushka Sharma movie to watch? Let’s go! She’d be so jealous of Anushka and curious at the same time that she would not miss a chance to find a fault in her. All you need to do is nod your head for everything your girl says and drool over the actress on screen at the same time.
5. No shave, no problem: Haven’t got time to shave for a couple of days? No worries. She'd not complain if you tell her, ‘Baby I’m trying to sport a Virat Kohli-beard just for you. Give me a couple of days until I figure it out’.
6. Hungry for more: Everybody knows Kohli is! Being a Kohli fan, she’d be just the same. Don’t let your dirty minds complete a world tour, just talking about her vision in life here.
7. Go, get a tattoo: She’d have no problems whatsoever if you’re interested in getting a tattoo done. ‘Baby, even Kohli has one, haven’t you seen how good it looks?’ is all it takes to get ‘yes’ for an answer.
8. No expensive mobile phone: You don't need an iPhone or a Galaxy Note to impress her. A simple Celkon mobile phone would do.
9. She’d simply want to be the best: Compare her with anyone else, she’d be dying to prove why she can be better than the other. Virat Kohli hates to lose. She will, too. You’ll know how to get the best out of her.
10. Bottomline - she likes cricket: Your life is set. To get a girl who likes cricket and who loves the next big star of Indian cricket is like getting a complimentary B-52 shot the moment you enter Hard Rock Cafe. Go for it!