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You’ll have to excuse me as I write this post standing up while giving Conan O’Brien a standing ovation. I mean, if you’re forced to interview a Pussycat Doll, how can you avoid looking at her fake massive cans? I know Nicole Scherzinger won Dancing With The C-List Stars in 2010, but really now, what does she have to say that is even remotely interesting? If I was Conan, I would have been staring at those things from the second she hit the green room. I’d have my producers have a Nicole fake boobs cam going on throughout the entire show. That would help ratings, no? Seriously Nicole, any straight dude couldn’t care less about your Killer Love album, or whatever else you’re whoring yourself out to these days. Just look pretty and take the compliments in stride. You did just give me a reason to check out The X Factor. Just make sure everything you wear is low cut. Is that doable? Trust me, if you want guys like me to watch that disaster, you better make your two best friends a big part of the show.
