[Satire] Wayne Rooney's Manchester United contract leaked

Manchester United had announced announced in February that their poster boy Wayne Rooney had agreed to a contract agreement after countless hours of negotiation between the player’s agent and the club. However, only a selected few had actually seen the contract, since these papers are usually confidential, and are rarely shared with the press association.

Yeah right.

After hacking into Wayne Rooney’s gmail account, which by the way was pretty easy (No, Wayne ‘IAMSHREK123‘ is not really a challenging password!), I came across a certain attachment which looked like a contract offer, and VOILA! It indeed was.

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, and is as real as Wayne Rooney’s fake hair.