A Cricketing Golfing XI
Pun-based XIs are the last refuge of the wilted tosser said Samuel Johnson, but here’s a golfing one to honour the start of The Open this week.
1. Tharanga “Quite a challenging” Paranavitana (SL)
2. The Little Masters (Capt, Ind)
3. Inzamam-ul-Haqitoutofthedeeprough (Pak)
4. Arjuna Ranatiger (SL)
5. Rahul “St. George’s” Dravid (Ind)
6. MS Dhoni(loves a draw,Ind)
7. Samit Patel (loves a slice, Eng)
8. Gareth Battee (Eng)
9. Murali Cartik (Pak)
10. Andrew Caddyck (Eng)
11. Michael Holeding (Swirling Windies)
There. I feel a little bit like Rebekah Brooks has hacked into my trousers. But do add your own below.
