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Princess Peach (Super Mario series)
No list of annoying video game protagonists would be complete without including Princess Peach. I mean no one, I repeat, NO ONE can be so prone to kidnapping IN THEIR OWN CASTLE just a while after a good Samaritan went over and above to rescue them. Unfortunately that’s the sad story of Princess Peach, who like a true blonde doesn’t have the sense to increase security in her castle in order to prevent her from being snatched by Browser. Poor Mario has to bust a gut to rescue her barely a while after her returned her safely to the kingdom. You got to commend the man for his patience if I were him I’d definitely grow fed up of going on a quest to save her every time she gets snatched. However love makes men do strange things, and Mario is no different which is why we’ll just have to put up with rescuing his beloved in nearly every game.
Navi (The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
One would normally pay rapt attention when a woman uses the words “Hey Listen” – unless of course that female voice belongs to Navi. Link’s highly annoying navigator’s continuous nagging is fully capable of driving an otherwise sane person to the brink of madness, more so due to the fact that the majority of intel she provides is fairly obvious. In fact I think Marvel should use the “Hey Listen” to invoke the Hulk’s rage in all of their future works. However despite her maddening chatter, Navi is needed by Link especially when it comes to using the Z-targeting system which is why we’ll just have to pop some Aspirin and put up with her.
