Twitter reacts to Australia's Ashes squad

Since the start of 2007, Tim Paine has as many first-class hundreds as T-Pain #Ashes pic.twitter.com/PjsSwEWbKd
— Vithushan Ehantharajah (@Vitu_E) November 16, 2017

Maybe the selectors *hate* Shaun Marsh for some reason and keep selecting him to face the public fury despite his most fervent wishes.
— Dan Liebke (@LiebCricket) November 16, 2017

Shaun Marsh is the epitome of Australian cricket: results are secondary, it's the looks that count. Big pipes, sharp jawline, long levers. An irresistible combination.
— Hugh Cavill (@hughcavill) November 16, 2017

Toddy has exclusive images of Australia's selection panel when picking Tim Paine and Shaun Marsh pic.twitter.com/sfako2L8z0
— Sir Warwick Todd (@warwicktodd_not) November 16, 2017

Tim Paine ✅ genuine talent
Matt Renshaw 😩 Stiff as
Shaun Marsh 😡❌ your efffing joking me
— Corey Martlow (@cmartlow) November 16, 2017

I await the "Shaun Marsh is hitting them well in the nets" line. I expect it early December #Ashes
— Mr Ives (@real_MrIves) November 16, 2017

What's it matter that Darren Lehmann has a more recent 1st Class century than Paine?

He is being selected to catch and stump.
— Dennis Chuckfeez (@DennisCricket_) November 17, 2017

Tims I thought had more chance of being picked for the #Ashes than Tim Paine. pic.twitter.com/5V1rP7jPZl
— Richard Hinds (@rdhinds) November 16, 2017

Great to hear that Shaun Marsh will finally get a chance to show his wares for Australia. The kid could be anything
— Fire Up (@FireUpOnFBI) November 16, 2017

Kudos to the Australian selectors for at least having the self-awareness to acknowledge that a Shaun Marsh recall brings with it fresh Paine
— Dan Liebke (@LiebCricket) November 16, 2017

Shaun Marsh. Must have photos, phone records, video surveillance footage and forensic evidence
— Martin Pakula (@MartinPakulaMP) November 16, 2017

Picking Shaun Marsh is like going back to your stunningly gorgeous, yet unfaithful and volatile partner.

It’s irresistible, yet deep down, you know it’s not quite right.
— Theo Doropoulos (@TheoDrop) November 16, 2017

George Bailey - 35, too old.
Ed Cowan - 35, too old.
Cameron White - 34, too old.
Shaun Marsh - 34, not too old.
— Adam White (@White_Adam) November 16, 2017

Shaun Marsh has only played one Ashes Test. It was this one... pic.twitter.com/bi8AgdYJ5z
— Peter Miller (@TheCricketGeek) November 16, 2017

Find someone who loves you the way the Aussie selectors love Shaun Marsh.
— Jon Tuxworth (@Tuxy81) November 16, 2017