Ramesh Srivats World Cup round-up!

#AusvsNZ Looks like McCullum is very keen to finish his work fast, and catch Arun Jaitley's budget speech.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) February 28, 2015

#PakvsZim Pakistan is carefully and painstakingly building a platform for Afridi to come and fail.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 1, 2015

So if a video shows India in bad light, that's reason enough to ban it. Hey Star Sports, DELETE ALL THOSE DINDA VIDEOS. NOW. #IndiasDaughter
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 4, 2015

#INDvsWI C'mon Indians. Beat the West Indians. (Sorry, Raj Thackeray)
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 6, 2015

#PAKvsSA Unfortunately, the entire South African batting strategy was built around the assumption that Umar Akmal would be keeping.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 7, 2015

England players: Mummy, mein cricket khelne jaa raha hoon. Mummy: Okay. Lekin jaldi ghar lautna.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 9, 2015

Rohit Sharma is quickly making up for all the Bangladeshis who crossed our boundary.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 19, 2015

#AUSvsPAK Star Sports must be desperately hoping for a Pakistan win so that they can quietly recycle the first Mauka ad.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 20, 2015

#AUSvsPAK Pakistan may lose today but their fielders may not make it home. Why? They'll miss their flight. Why? They can't catch anything.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 20, 2015

What a thriller. I think, in both semis, cricket will be the winner. So, cricket will play cricket in the finals.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 24, 2015

Well played AB de Villiers. It was a great run. But stop crying. Don't be a Baby de Villiers.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 24, 2015

All set for #INDvsAUS India has 2 worries - Starc, Maxwell. Australia has 30,011 worries - The 11 Indian players & 30,000 Indian spectators.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 25, 2015

World Cup 2015 for me - Past perfect. Simple future. Present tense. #INDvsAUS
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 26, 2015

#WeWontGiveItBack #WontGiveItBack #WontGiveIt #WontGive Okay #Give.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 26, 2015

#IndvsAus Looks like Jadeja placed the World Cup upside down on his head, and asked the barber to shave the rest of his hair.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 26, 2015