WWE Universal Championship Match: Kevin Owens (c) vs Goldberg
Goldberg makes his patented, bad-ass entry and Kevin Owens follows suit, surprisingly to a pretty loud pop from the crowd as well. Let's see how this goes.
The two men are introduced, but before the referee can get the bell tolling to start the match, Owens slips out of the ring and decides to go for a walk, meandering around the ring and staring down the crowd.
He takes his own sweet time, and with Goldberg so intense, this makes for a fantastic gameplan for the match! The match still hasn't even started, as Owens takes another walk around the ring.
Owens teases getting back in, only to slide out again. This is shaping up to be an intriguing build to the match.
Finally, Owens decides to come into the ring and face off with Goldberg! The bell finally rings! We're ready to rumble!
Wait! It's Jericho! Chris Jericho's music hits and he walks out, as Owens looks at him in disbelief! What a time to distract the Champion!
From behind, Goldberg NAILS Owens with a spear! Jackhammer!
1-2-3! Goldberg squashes Kevin Owens in 21 seconds!
Goldberg wins the WWE Universal Title after dismantling Kevin Owens in 21 seconds.
Do you really wonder why WWE's TV ratings are on a downslide? This is why. A rank part-timer squashes a legit Superstar that has every capability to carry the company into the future.
This is a slap on the face of all WWE fans. We're sick of getting slapped, to be honest.
Anyway, It's Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar for the WWE Universal Title at WrestleMania 33.
WWE Raw's Women Championship Match: Bayley (c) vs Charlotte
They both start off trying to out-grapple each other on the mat, but with neither Superstar able to cleanly gain the advantage, it breaks out into a fight real soon.
Bayley has Charlotte reeling and on the defensive, and further rams in her advantage with a Hurricurana and a crossbody. While this stuns Charlotte, it doesn't deter the challenger who responds with vicious offence of her own.
Charlotte baits Bayley onto a clothesline before repeatedly elbowing her with ground and pound. She continues piling on the Champion with a grating knee to the back of her head and a patented Flair chops.
Bayley fights back intermittently with chops of her own, but Charlotte quashes that rally with a pressure-heavy approach, working on keeping Bayley down incessantly.
She then positions the Champion for a Moonsault, which doesn't connect cleanly. I'm pretty sure she then calls an audible and hits a standing moonsault almost immediately, just to ram home the point.
What a worker Charlotte is. Cover! 1-2-near fall!
Bayley is still in this match! The Champion shows signs of life, that miraculously transform into a steady stream of offence that ends with Charlotte hanging precariously off the turnbuckle, her knee tangled up in the ropes.
Bayley tries to, twice, hit an elbow off the bottom rope, but that looks like a botch as there's clear daylight between her and Charlotte. Lol
It's Charlotte's turn to build a head of steam here, as she fights back with a big boot and sends Bayley careening out of the ring.
Just as she positions herself for a ridiculous moonsault to the outside, Sasha Banks comes flying down the ramp. Charlotte abandons the attempt and goes right after the Boss.
Taking advantage of the interference, Bayley hits a Belly to Bailey to Charlotte outside the ring! She pushes her back to secure the pin, but Charlotte reverses the pin attempt and clutches on to Bayley's tights to try and steal a victory!
The referee almost counts to 3, before Sasha frantically points out to him that Charlotte has resorted to nefarious means! When the referee stops his count, an incensed Charlotte turns on Banks.
Capitalising on the momentary lapse of concentration from the Queen, Bayley grabs onto her with a body lock and hits the Belly to Bayley!
Bayley beats Charlotte to retain her Championship and breaks her PPV streak!