#2 Joey Barton
Yes, you read that right. Full-time entertainer and part-time philosopher Joey Barton managed to find some time in his busy schedule to play quality football.
After leaving the English shores to join up with French Ligue 1 giants Marseille, Barton announced himself to his French fans with a wonderful, curling goal from a corner kick.
And don’t let the poor quality of the video fool you. It is, in fact, Joey Barton scoring from the corner in a match against Borussia Monchengladbach.