Top 10 jokes on Manchester's misery

1) United is Red, City are Blue, They both outspent Arsenal, But Arsenal got through.

2) Was it really worth it Na$ri?

3) Nasri and Clichy wanted something new. Fair enough. Playing on Thursday night’s is very new right?

4) What do you get when you spend $300 million on players? Automatic qualification to the Europa League.

5) Ferguson’s plan all along was to humiliate Barcelona in the Super Cup Final.

6) 100,00 - United fans googling for Shaqiri, but actually ended up viewing Waka-Waka again.

7) Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, MANCHESTERday, Friday, Saturday.

8) Tevez’s found his new excuse ‘Champions League Football’.

9) City fan to a United fan – “you’ll never walk alone!”

10) Thanks to the two Manchester teams, now we know where the Europa final is being held. Book your tickets to Bucharest today!

Stay tuned for more jokes, this page will be updated on every ‘Thursday’ :D

^G.L