Tyson on Palin

Didn’t you just know that Mike Tyson would have some thoughts on Glen Rice & Sarah Palin?

She might be weird as fuck, but I’d have no problem Nailin Palin.

LarryBrown Sports- Just when you thought all aspects of the Sarah Palin-Glen Rice love story had been explored, we forget that Mike Tyson had yet to weigh in. Iron Mike did just that as a guest on Gridlock KWWN Espn Radio 1100/98.9FM with Paul Howard, Mitch Moss, and Seat Williams Thursday… Though Tyson was stoked that Palin was into black guys, he doesn’t think Rice is the kind of guy who would have given it to her the way he would want. “Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He’s a wonderful guy,” Tyson said, “But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head! Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!” … Later on in the interview, Tyson brought it back to Palin and blurted out “Isn’t that beautiful to hear Palin got boned out by a black dude? She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do … she’s not a bad person because she likes black people … at least in her. When you think of Glen Rice, you don’t think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming … you don’t think of that stuff! Sarah Palin … she met the wombshifter.”

In case you forgot, Mike Tyson is still Mike Tyson. It’s refreshing, isn’t it? Leave it to man who threw away the prime of his boxing career because he had to have Desiree Washington to break down the Sarah Palin-Glen Rice tryst like nobody else could. Say what you will about the former undisputed heavyweight champ, but he will always speak from the heart and give you a genuine assessment of a situation. I hope that whenever a sex scandal breaks like this one, someone will give Tyson the forum to talk about some dude pushing a woman’s “guts up in the back of her head.” I thought I had heard it all, but I have never heard those words together before. And can you blame Tyson for thinking like this?

I don’t care if you detest her views on politics, she has the MILF thing down to perfection. She is still pretty sexy, has money, wears the hot suit type outfits, pimps the glasses like the closet whore she is and is obviously down to bang. I know this because she banged Glen “Money Shot” Rice when she was dating her current husband (he has to love this story, wouldn’t you say?). It’s kind of scary, but I am with Tyson and Charles Barkley on this. I’d bang out Palin yesterday if given the opportunity. Hmm, I wonder if I can make some kind of donation??? I don’t know if I’m a “wombshifter,” but I’m down to give it a shot.

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