Humour: Famous quotes on Ishant Sharma after epic match

The most appropriate quotes doing the rounds after yesterday’s match (just for fun):

1. I thought it is never easy to become a popular star by bowling one over. Likes for my Facebook page tripled in one night. Working alongside Dale Steyn for Sunrisers helped me attain this status. I owe my success to him. – Ishant Sharma

2. I don’t know why I fought till the 50th over when I knew that ishant is in my team. I should have batted according to team strengths. I never understood why 6 batsmen took it light and got out on 150 odd runs…Preserving energy for fielding is one thing which I need to learn… Australia understood it better than me by choosing to bowl. – MS Dhoni

3. Never ever pity that you dropped Dhoni and he scored 30 more runs so long as Ishant is there in India’s team. I understood why Michael Clarke took rest for this series now. He might have understood the team strength, when Ishant was selected. – George Bailey

4. When everybody thought that we have SIR in the team and we could win every match, please don’t forget that we have Ishant Sharma who can outsmart the divine capabilities of SIR. – Virat Kohli

5. Whether it’s life or cricket, I always believe CONSISTENCY is the name of the game…we select Ishant only for that special feature – SRINI Mama

6. If BCCI promises Ishant for the next 4 matches, we can ask Watson and Johnson to come back in preparation for the Ashes from now…we can at least protect them from unforeseen injuries – Cricket Australia

7. We enjoy bowling alongside Ishant…even giving an economy rate of 7 in an ODI will not make us unpopular…our place in the team is secure so long as Ishant is the spearhead of the Indian bowling attack – R Vinay Kumar

8. I could not understand why people were after me for the last two years for my stellar performances till I understood how stellar performances affect the team – Rohit Sharma

Disclaimer: All the above quotes are fake and shouldn’t be taken seriously.