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Humour: Venkatesh Prasad's application form for the job of India coach that was rejected

A satirical look at how Venkatesh Prasad' form would have looked like.

DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Not intended to be derisive. The comments  below are not real. 

Application form for the job of head coach for the Indian Cricket team

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- Name: Venkatesh Prasad

- Age: 46 years

- If represented India: Yes

- If yes, in what capacity: (Note: wrong answer will result in disqualification):  Fast bowlerpace bowler, sorry .. gentle medium

- Why do you think you are the right person to coach team India? : Because I've watched “Chak De India” 72 times in theatres and 51 times on my laptop. Also, I know SRK’s "sattar minute" speech in the movie by heart.

- Your opinion on DRS: Don't know. Prefer RDS (Rawa Dosa Special).

- Instances of aggression shown by you: (Mention any two) (This question is at the instance of Saurav Ganguly)

Send off to Amir Sohail in Bangalore 1996

Shouted at a waiter in an Udupi restaurant once for serving me watery sambar.

- Best compliment received: From Anil Kumble "yard or two faster and you will be as quick as me".

- As a coach what would you bring to the table:  My laptop 

-Achievements:   Have my name on Lord's roll of honors.... Also on Venky's chicken rolls.

-Technology in Cricket you prefer and why?: (select any one)

 a) Hawk eye                           b) Hot spot          c) Ultra slow motion 

Ans : Ultra slow motion. Because it  is inspired by my real time bowling speed.


- Have you been convicted of any offences in India:

NO!!! Just accused of boring TV viewers to death with my commentary . 

Also, 2 people died laughing when they heard me give tips on fast bowling to Dale Steyn in the IPL.
 

- Please list three professional references:

Rajat Bhatia

Vinay Kumar                                             

Ashoke Dinda     

V Prasad

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