Wrestling In Peace
Ok, fine, ya got me. Yeah, Undertaker wrestles in his spare time, too. Of course, he does, but don’t we all in some way? Taker doesn’t just wrestle in the running DDT, Old School, Tombstone way, either, but in the same ways us civilians do. Instead of wrestling Greenwich blue-bloods and boiler room novelists, he wrestles with emotions.
Takerberry has feelings just like a real live boy.
He wrestles with his past, obviously, with the death of his parents and manager/step-dad Paul Bearer. He wrestles with his conscience because it was almost definitely him who killed his parents and scarred his little brother mentally and physically.
He wrestles with his demons to keep his mind sharp, and he wrestles with his shadow to keep his body fit. He wrestles with his weight, as all men his age do. He’s even currently wrestling for control of the Corporate Ministry, which is still a functioning entity, and even though these days it doesn’t have the global reach it once did, it’s still quite profitable.
He also wrestled a fat bear named Dignity, once, but that was just for his daughter’s 8th birthday.
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