The St. Louis Cardinals concluded their preseason spring training session on Monday with a big win. The team finished with baseball’s best spring preseason record.The Cardinals beat the Baltimore Orioles 8-2 in their final Grapefruit League game. This win cemented a triumphant spring training record of 17-7-5, with a .708 winning percentage, the highest in major league baseball.The Cardinals also fielded a roster that many predict will begin their first game come opening day.Talkin’ Baseball@TalkinBaseball_The St. Louis Cardinals are YOUR 2023 MLB Spring Training Champions with a 17-7 record4742340The St. Louis Cardinals are YOUR 2023 MLB Spring Training Champions with a 17-7 record https://t.co/5YvDhNEzAj"The St. Louis Cardinals are YOUR 2023 MLB Spring Training Champions with a 17-7 record," Talkin' Baseball, TwitterSpring training records may not really hold any value of note. However, having the best spring record must be quite an achievement, especially considering the St. Louis Cardinals missed nine big-league players for an extended period due to the World Baseball Classic.Baseball fans swarmed Twitter to take the opportunity to mercilessly troll the Cardinals for counting statistics that had absolutely no meaning or weight of any sort.The spring training champions, unfortunately, don't have parades, much to this fan's disappointment, presumably.Max Fried Enthusiast@atlhoe12345@TalkinBaseball_ when’s the parade dont wanna miss it26@TalkinBaseball_ when’s the parade dont wanna miss itHarsh, considering the season has just started, but really, only time will tell how the Cardinals and their fans will fare this year.Justin@FieldsBurna@TalkinBaseball_ about the only thing they clinching this year6@TalkinBaseball_ about the only thing they clinching this yearThe World Series would surely be sweet considering the Cardinals last won it in 2011. Twelve long years!Andy@Redbird_Winner@TalkinBaseball_ @cardinalsdugout World Series would be cool, WBC is nice, but we all know winning a Spring Training championship is the greatest accomplishment a team can obtain61@TalkinBaseball_ @cardinalsdugout World Series would be cool, WBC is nice, but we all know winning a Spring Training championship is the greatest accomplishment a team can obtainWell, everybody is entitled to opinions, and this fan is, too!Kelly Dwyer@KDonhoops@TalkinBaseball_ that is not a thing5@TalkinBaseball_ that is not a thingDead President Picks@DeadPresPicks@TalkinBaseball_ Hang the banner !6@TalkinBaseball_ Hang the banner !Brewer Sooner@BrewerSooner@TalkinBaseball_ Only championship they’ll get this year ☠️89@TalkinBaseball_ Only championship they’ll get this year ☠️annoying dodger fan@dodgersbetter@TalkinBaseball_ Now show yesterdays score191@TalkinBaseball_ Now show yesterdays scoreDon Deverell 🏒🏈⚾️🏁⚡️@DCDeverell@TalkinBaseball_ Are you going to hang a banner? That record and $2.99 will get you a small coffee in most places.3@TalkinBaseball_ Are you going to hang a banner? That record and $2.99 will get you a small coffee in most places.Chuck and the Creepy Baby from New Orleans@guythanosddd@TalkinBaseball_ Cardinals fans right now932@TalkinBaseball_ Cardinals fans right now https://t.co/51eUKRnty5Tim Tucker@t2uhhuh@TalkinBaseball_ Is this a thing to celebrate??1@TalkinBaseball_ Is this a thing to celebrate??Who do the St. Louis Cardinals begin their 2023 campaign against?The Cardinals are due to open their 2023 season against the Toronto Blue Jays at 3:10 p.m. on Thursday, March 30.Busch Stadium, the home of the Cardinals, will play host to the game!Toronto Blue Jays@BlueJaysYou can go to sleep knowing that in 8 days we’ll be playing a regular season baseball game 2624186You can go to sleep knowing that in 8 days we’ll be playing a regular season baseball game 😄 https://t.co/do2U5SD26O"You can go to sleep knowing that in 8 days we’ll be playing a regular season baseball game," Toronto Blue Jays, TwitterThe Cardinals announced their opening day roster over the weekend, and baseball’s No. 4 overall prospect is on the squad. Top prospect Jordan Walker is also coming to St. Louis for the opening day.