Humour: 5 alternate career options for David Warner

#4 Stand-up Comedian

It is said that one learns a lot during adversity. And humour can be one’s best friend while overcoming hardships. If David Warner has a funny bone in him, he can be a stand-up comic. He doesn’t have to look elsewhere for content, Australian team’s recent antics should suffice.

His stand-up special can be named Brain Fade. That way he can crack brainless jokes. He can tamper with anyone’s reputation; say things about other people’s wives. His punches will be good. Oops, no offence to Joe Root.