Humour: 5 things that MS Dhoni should do during his long international break

5) Teach temper-management classes

Temper-management is a serious issue. Your job appraisal did not go your way or your spouse is pissed off at you and you end up shattering wine glasses totally ruining the situation. Like for eternity. Imagine you went for classes where they taught you some simple techniques to breathe in deeply and not let it out when you shouldn't.

Wouldn't the man who, captaining his first T20 World Cup final against Pakistan, threw the ball to the unlikeliest bowler offering to take the blame himself, be the natural choice to teach you? When you say Dhoni is Captain Cool, it is not just for his bikes and booming sixes but his laidback attitude.

Dhoni has shown the world what miracles can be achieved by staying calm and thinking clearly under pressure. It is high time now that he passed off some of that cool mantra to ordinary people around the globe. His course on temper management and staying calm under pressure are sure to be a runaway hit as soon as it is launched.