Satire: 7 things I learned without watching the first 2 India-South Africa ODIs, and other conspiracy theories

Rohit Sharma is very very very elegant

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He only scored 35 of the most elegant runs anybody will ever see, cajoled the ball to the boundary four glorious times, and convinced it to soar gracefully, like a bird taking flight, over the ropes twice.

He did all of this in the most wonderfully elegant manner, and at least 3 men got engaged after telling their girlfriends that they were more beautiful than a Rohit Sharma cover drive*. They were obviously wrong, but we congratulate them anyway.

Also, Rohit caressed(he doesn't hit the ball) two fours and one six in each innings he played, thus ensuring that the spectators at both grounds got the same level of elegance.

We are not worthy.

We are not worthy.

*Does anybody know if he played a cover-drive?!?! Answers in the comments please.