Today Carles Puyol announced that he will be leaving Barcelona at the end of the season, possibly to play in the MLS. This seemingly brings an end to an incredible career at the club where Puyol survived manager after manager and captained the club through three Champions League victories despite not really fitting in with the ball-playing philosophy the whole time. His combative approach and unusual hair has led to him being called the caveman, the wall and tarzan; here we look at some of the reasons why.
1. Puyol doesnβt need a blanket
2. He absolutely hates excessive celebration
3. He has no time for Piqueβs nonsense
4. But he knew his role in the team
βThe players around me, they are the superstars,β Puyol told Franceβs So Foot magazine. βI donβt have Romarioβs technique, [Marc] Overmarsβ pace or [Patrick] Kluivertβs strength. But I work harder than the others. Iβm like the student who is not as clever, but revises for his exams and does OK in the end.β(via SportsIllustrated)
5. Back when him and Xavi would chill on thecalles, he looked like an extra from Home & Away.
6. βOooh, John, that really βurtβ
7. He scored an absolute thunderbolt of a header against Germany in the 2010 World Cup.
http://youtu.be/ouPHhkggβM
8. He put Alexandre Song firmly in his place
9. He injured virtually every part of his body playing for Barca
If you donβt speak Spanish, the jist of the video is that he got hurt a lot.
10. He made a kidβs eyes go funny
11. Like, really funny
12. He got slapped and didnβt care
http://youtu.be/ElCGaP05za8
13. He won things. Lots of things
Heβs won 6 La Liga titles, 2 Copa Del Rays, 6 Supercopa Espanas, 3 Champions Leagues, 2 Super Cup, 2 World Club Cup, 1 World Cup, 1 European Championship, as well as appearing in UEFA team of the year 6 times and the FIFA/FIFPro XI 3 times. So yeah.
14. He likes to warm up for games listening to Napalm Death.
Lovely bunch.
15. He did himself a nasty and really didnβt seem THAT fussed
http://youtu.be/X-PGiFXkYHU
16. He loves Catalunya and the Basque region
17. His incredibly panicky but efficient defending against Ronaldo made El Clasico captivating
http://youtu.be/YTJzZNn9YNk
18. He was named the 19th ugliest athlete of all time by Complex Sports, which is hideously unfair.
We love you Carlesβ¦