#2 Karim Benzema to Naughty America as a director
Scandals and Benzema have become synonymous. When he was in his teens, he was caught sleeping with an underage prostitute. That is not all as just a year back, his name was heavily linked with the sex tape scandal of Mathieu Valbuena – something for which he was dropped from the France squad for the Euro 2016.
And now there’s more. Our highly unreliable source, Yelo Jarnaleest, has claimed that the French government will honour the forwards love of creating controversy by adding his name to the dictionary with the definition, “to sleep with underage prostitutes without knowing their age, and, directing colleagues’ s*x tape”.
However, the biggest news our source has brought to us is that Karim Benzema has decided to quit Real Madrid on a temporary basis to join Naughty America as a director. His indifferent form since the beginning of the season has forced him to make such a decision because the forward believes that could only replicate his best form when in his most comfortable surroundings. And that supposedly isn’t inside the opponent’s penalty box.
A friend of the former Lyon man told our source: “Karim thinks that last season was his best because was into directing such things. He might have been injured for the most part of the season, but that was because he had to carry the camera, which caused his back problem, and try different angles to shoot from, which hurt his thighs.”
Karim only just recovered from a groin injury and he thinks he got that injury because his testicles were raring to burst out and direct movies, he concluded.
