#3 Daniel Sturridge to the treatment table
Given that Sturridge already spends more than half of his time on the hospital bed, was this even necessary? Perhaps Sturridge’s dance skills are more appreciated by the nurses and doctors of the hospital than his colleagues at Anfield, hence he wants to move on a permanent basis.
According to a report from lol.com, a nurse was so impressed with the England internationals dance skills that her eyes glittered while witnessing it. The light of her gaze made the Liverpool star emotional as he, according to the nurse, never saw such love in Gerard Pique’s eyes when he saw Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Sturridge is said to have filed in a transfer request as he now wants to stay in a place where his dancing skills are appreciated. To be honest, however, this probably wasn't necessary as he gets injured as often as one uses the toilet during diarrhoea.
