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1. Run naked on the football pitch
This is a method that has been used since the Stone Age, and is arguably the most affective way to get noted. After all, the football pitch is the place where you’ll find a player first, and if you are willing to get arrested and get some bruises, this will be tailor-made stuff.
2. Hack his twitter Account
Most players, these days, spend more time on twitter than on the training pitch. Thus, this could be an ideal way to grab their attention. But unlike the above method, this requires a lot of work, and a lot of knowledge about computers; not recommended for an average football fan.
3. Get arrested
This is for the most desperate ones. After twitter, if there is a place you have a chance of seeing your favourite player, it’s in jail or courts. Since most of them are roaming around courts for hearings, and getting into jail for bar fights, this might be an ideal opportunity to meet your star; especially if its John Terry or Joey Barton.
4. Get into a bar or pub
It’s a place where the players go if they want some wrestling practice. From Gerrard to Barton, they’ve all been there. And who knows, you might end up seeing your favourite fighting in a bar next to you.
5. Get into a car accident
This is the most dangerous of them all. It’s not hard to find a footballer’s car. It will probably be the most expensive piece of metal on the road; and since footballers have the hobby of getting into accidents every now and then, this might work out pretty well.
