#2 Do a PhD on grass science
The second step to be a Barcelona fan is to know the proper size of the grass. This is something Xavi Hernandez himself had endorsed previously. It is absolutely important to have the grass cut to the perfect size for a game of football to happen in the most neutral of manners…that helps Barcelona.
The point being, since Barcelona rely on tiki-taka (and Lionel Messi), it is absolutely necessary that the grass size is up to the point. Too short and the passes will be over-hit, too long and the ball won’t travel. Hence, it will be an absolute disaster for football fans in general.
Why all football fans? Because football is meant to be played the Barca way and anything that obstructs this is ruining the beautiful game with conditions that benefit anti-football. And for every true football fan out there, this is a catastrophe.
So, for the sake of every football fan out there, do a PhD on grass science and be informed. How does you being a PhD help the grass at all stadiums stay in the right shape? Opinions. Keyboard. Social media. Rants.
That’s the new way to change the world for the good.
