7 steps to be a Barcelona fan

Barcelona fans
Barcelona and its fanbase are one of a kind

#4 Your club is superior to the others

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Greater than thou

The first three steps were about preparing yourself to be a Barca fan. They were like the pre-requisite courses that you have to take in the university in order to register for the advanced courses. Except that in this case, it makes sense, unlike in the university.

Now, this step is the first of the ‘main courses’ in this 7-step guide to be a Barcelona fan. If you have made it this far, you can already be labelled as a fan—and as one, you have to have the superiority complex that every Cule has.

Barcelona are superior to every club. This should be your mantra. You should chant this every day before waking up from sleep and every night after going to sleep. This is one of the reasons why Barcelona are so successful.

The laws of attraction state that thinking about something with absolute belief attracts that thing to your life. In this case, if you think and believe that Barca are the best, then best they shall be. Like you, every other Barca fan practices the same and, hence, collectively, it plays a universe-altering role in helping Barcelona win titles.

Also, you must possess the ‘holier-than-thou’ mentality because Barcelona are basically the Dalai Lama of football, whatever they do oozes a spiritual aura, even if it is criticising the referees or performing Oscar-worthy performances on the pitch.

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