#5 Worship Lionel Messi as God
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Let’s be frank here, if God ever wanted to show Himself to us, He would definitely have incarnated in the form of Lionel Messi. And who knows? This might just be the case.
What Messi does is beyond even the imagination of many players. It is easier to grasp on water than it is to fathom the ways in which he desecrates defenders with sheer brilliance.
Yes, he might not have won any international accolades, but that is the beauty of God—He knows that He has arrived on the human plane and, hence, has to respect the limitations that each of us are bound to.
As a Cule, you have to believe that Messi is God and worship him with reverence because he is the omnipotent one without any limits. He can win every game by himself if he wanted to, but as a God, he has to respect the rules and limitations that he, as God, placed on us humans.
Which further testifies his status as the Supreme Being.
