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Funniest football quotes of all time

Football is a serious game but there are moments that happen on and off the football field that bring about laughs from all sorts of people. Here is a list of quotes that have brought about such reactions over the years.

Football is a serious game but there are moments that happen on and off the football field that bring about laughs from all sorts of people. Here is a list of quotes that have brought about such reactions over the years.

“We must have had 99 percent of the game. It was the other three percent that cost us the match.”

– Awesome maths skills by Ruud Gullit

“And Farmer has now scored 19 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season”

Another mathematical blunder by an Australian Commentator, Garry Lyon.

“Despite the rain, it’s still raining here at Old Trafford”

– Jimmy Hill. Woah! You sure this guy is a commentator?

Diego Maradona – a flawed genius who has now become a genius who is flawed

– A brilliant one by Bob Wilson.

The underdogs will start favourites for this match

– Another hilarious one by Anthony Hudson.

“I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted!”

Now, let us take a look at some of the legendary Roy Atkinson quotes

Atkinson is a legendary quote maker

“I would not say he is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

“Well, Clive, it’s all about the two M’s. Movement and positioning”

“You don’t want to be giving away free kicks in the penalty area”

Here is a list of Kevin Keegan quotes. The guy is a freaking quote machine!

Kevin Keegan and his quotes!

Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose.

England has the best fans in the world and Scotland’s fans are second-to-none

The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23

“In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.”

“We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half.”

“They’re the second best team in the world and there’s no higher praise than that.”

And loads more..The list is endless but sadly, I have to end here.

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