#3 "I spent 8 seasons in France, and was the top scorer at my club"
He really wasn't, you know. It wasn't even eight months. But, Kaiser did actually go to France to play for second division club Gazélec Ajaccio. He was supposedly a 'big signing' according to the French, and the club had arranged a training session with the fans to celebrate his arrival.
Afraid of being caught, Carlos kicked all the balls to the stands while kissing the club crest, which was seen as a way of 'showing love' for his new club.
However, his trick of faking injuries didn't work for long there and he returned to Brazil after a few months.
Kaiser had a great relationship with the sports journalists, and that helped him get articles printed to publicise his exploits in France, where he had 'spent 8 seasons and scored tons of goals' according to the articles.
