Poor ol’ Mario can’t get his training bib on right. I mean, see this video!
His car gets impounded 27 times! And Mario once had a full bladder. What does he do? Go to a school to take a piss, of course! LEGEND!
And of course, you can’t be a top-flight footballer unless you’re allergic to Ukraninan grass, or throw darts at his teammates. And lastly, he sets off fireworks in his bathroom.
So, here are a few products dedicated to this absolute character.
Edited by Staff Editor