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Mario Balotelli products

6.10K   //    02 Mar 2012, 10:18 IST

Poor ol’ Mario can’t get his training bib on right. I mean, see this video!

His car gets impounded 27 times! And Mario once had a full bladder. What does he do? Go to a school to take a piss, of course! LEGEND!

And of course, you can’t be a top-flight footballer unless you’re allergic to Ukraninan grass, or throw darts at his teammates. And lastly, he sets off fireworks in his bathroom.

So, here are a few products dedicated to this absolute character.

Engineering Student (?) who plots 10 random points on a graph just to see what new footballing formations they generate. Generally rambles and shouts insults through Twitter during MUFC games. Follow me @sooraj_fdx
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