#5 Harry Kane
Points: 52
Goals: 26
Matches: 33
Goals per Match: 0.79
Make fun of him all you want - and he really ought to be made a little fun of, if not for lodging an official appeal to claim a goal, then for feeling the need to swear about it on his daughter's life - but Harry Kane is one of the world's best pure goalscorers.
He craves goals like some of us crave Instagram likes, and he gets them like he's Kim K on the aforementioned social media platform. With the season still not done - and only the FA Cup to worry about elsewhere - Kane will be hell-bent on catching up with the man on the top and retaining his status as English football's top scorer.