So Daniel Bryan, Brie Bella and Josie Bella move in with John Cena and Nikki Bella and Winston Bella-Cena to help Nikki recover from
brain neck surgery. Brother JJ and Kathy The Mom are there as well, and since John “Johnny Ace” Laurinaitis is engaged to Kathy, he’s always around.
He also lives close by or something. House Commander Cena laid out the ground rules for everyone and declared war on Josie, Brie wants sex, Bryan can’t wrap his head around the basic idea of shoes and JJ seems to be the only one that’s not aggressively boring (Johnny Ace) or completely insane (everyone else).
What do we have in store for this week? Oh great, deeper levels of “quickie” conversations and how Nikki is the superior sexer. And a whole lot of calorie counting, so if you like math or even know OF math, you’ll be super into WEEK TWO.
At least Johnny Ace got an actual storyline in this episode.