Satire: Ravindra Jadeja vs James Anderson conversation recorded and leaked

James Anderson and Ravindra Jadeja

Much has been spoken about the ugly spat between James Anderson and Ravindra Jadeja during the 1st Test match at Trent Bridge. Apparently, Jadeja’s bat had a secret mic, that recorded the entire conversation. Wondering how the bat had a mic? Well, it belongs to Sir Ravindra Jadeja. Not just a mic, it may also have weapons for all we know.

Here’s what really happened:

Anderson: SIR.

Jadeja: Yes, cry baby.

Anderson: What did you have for breakfast?

Jadeja: Uthappa.

Anderson: What? Is he here too?

Jadeja: Damn! Anyway, why are you wasting time? Go bowl.

Anderson: Why do they call you, sir?

Jadeja: Because of my supernatural powers.

Anderson: Why? What do you have that I don’t have?

Jadeja: Mustache, to begin with.

Anderson: That even I can grow. I have talent, you can’t grow talent.

Jadeja: But I can take a loan from Rohit Sharma.

Anderson: Can't argue much there.

Jadeja: This Test match is boring. Want to play Truth or Dare?

Anderson: Why not!

Jadeja: Ok, I’ll ask a question, if you answer wrong, you have to choose whether you want Truth or Dare.

Anderson: Ok, go ahead.

Jadeja: There is 1 ball left and 14 runs to win. No no-ball or wide is bowled. How can the team win?

Anderson: Umm. Some sort of Penalty or D/L method?

Jadeja: Haha, idiot. No. A dot-ball.

Anderson: Err...

Jadeja: I didn't say which team wins in the question, did I? See, you English are so dumb.

Anderson. Damn. Ok fine. I choose dare.

Jadeja: Retire from Test cricket.

Anderson: F**K YOU!

Jadeja: What?

Anderson: F**KKKKK YOUUUUU!

Jadeja: Not able to hear you.

Anderson: *pushes* F**K OFF!

Jadeja: Ok, enough evidence to get you banned.

NOTE: This is a fake conversation and should not be taken seriously.