5 dirtiest goals in the history of club football

Darren Bent beachball goal
Darren Bent got a “beach ball” intervention

There are times in football when winning takes priority over fair play even though one would pragmatically claim it shouldn’t, and players commit to scoring and accepting goal any way they can. From ghost goals to offside strikes, handballs and intentional dirty play – the world of football has seen them all.

While Diego Maradona’s ‘Hand of God’ goal from the World Cup is perhaps the most famous of them, there have been plenty of other contenders along the way even to this day where referees are subjected to an intense scanner when they fail to spot such goals.

They may escape the referees’ eyes, but the cameras are a different matter altogether. Here are five goals that goals that go against the very core of sportsmanship brought to you courtesy of the said cameras.

#5 Darren Bent – Sunderland

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Most football fans probably remember the infamous beach ball incident of 2009 where Sunderland and Darren Bent benefited from a deflected effort to seal a 1-0 win over the Reds. With the beach ball in the colours of their support lying inside Liverpool’s penalty area, Bent’s shot took a wicked deflection off it and left Pepe Reina stranded while the match ball rolled into the back of the net. The Spaniard would later admit that his eyes were fixed on the unwarranted ball, distracting him from his custodianship of the goal.

Ironically enough, it was ascertained that the beach ball had made its way onto the pitch having escaped the grasp of a young Liverpool fan making this goal all the more freakish and disappointing for the Liverpool fans.

#4 Stefan Kiessling – Bayer Leverkusen

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In a 2013 Bundesliga tie against Hoffenheim, Stefan Kiessling saw his header from a corner slip past the wrong side of the post and turned away in disappointment – only for his teammates to chase him down to celebrate, The ball had ended up in the back of the net – slipping in through a hole in the side netting – and in spite of complaints from the defenders, the referee Felix Brych allowed Leverkusen’s claims for a goal to stand.

Perhaps not the most intentional of unfair goals on this list, but one that certainly made a difference to Hoffenheim who lost the match 2-1 and subsequently lost their appeal for a replay of the fixture.

#3 Marc Overmars – Arsenal

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This is where the list begins to really reflect the dirty nature of footballers that has sometimes come out on the pitch. In the fifth round of the FA Cup in 1999, when Arsenal were still playing at Highbury, their opponents Sheffield United had a player down without a foul being awarded.

With less than fifteen minutes to go in the match and scores level at 1-1, keeper David Seaman would indicate to his opposite number Alan Kelly to kick the ball out so that the injured player – Lee Morris – could receive medical attention. Wonderful sportsmanship until then.

However, from the throw-in to resume the game, Parlour’s ball would land at the feet of Arsenal’s new signing Kanu who instead of returning the ball to Kelly would lay it on for Overmars to slot home securing a 2-1 win for Arsenal.

To their credit, Arsene Wenger and the Arsenal heirarchy would arrange for a replay of the fixture – again winning 2-1 – but the sour taste of that goal lingers to this day in then-manager of Sheffield United Steve Bruce’s mouth.

#2 Luiz Adriano – Shakhtar Donetsk

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The prolific Brazilian striker was involved in an extremely dubious incident in the 2012/13 Champions League season, scoring against FC Nordsjaelland in an extremely controversial manner.

Playing alongside future stars such as Fernandinho, Willian and Mkhitaryan, Adriano would latch onto an uncontested drop ball being played to Nordsjaelland ‘keeper Jesper Hansen. The Brazilian would go on to round him and slot the ball into an empty net for one of his three goals on the night.

The move prompted severe criticism from the opposition, their fan. Later on, even UEFA who would charge him with violation of the principles of conduct and punish him with a one-game suspension.

#1 Piero Alva – Club Deportivo Universidad Cesar Vallejo

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Peruvian striker Piero Alva has never been a popular figure, and he certainly did very little to improve on that reputation when he snuck in a goal after the opposition goalkeeper had gone down from a heatstroke – letting go of the ball he had already safely collected.

When Comercio’s Juan Flores hit the pitch and let go of the ball to receive some medical attention, few would have imagined that his defender’s attempted clearance would ricochet off the chasing Alva into the net securing a 3-1 victory for Cesar Vallejo.

A goal that has been universally criticised with the striker showing no sympathy for a fellow footballer and exacerbated by his comments after the game stating, “Football is for the living.”

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