5 times Neymar made the world laugh with his acting

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Always in pain

The sadness of the World Cup reaching close to its end is seeping in. There are only 8 games left and we will then have a new world champion in around 9 days’ time. This World Cup has given us everything.

From surprise results leading to surprise eliminations, from epic moments of Diego Maradona to the nerve-wracking end to the Japan-Belgium game. However, apart from the good and the bad, there has been the ugly – and Neymar’s theatrics stand above the rest of the lot.

He has triggered a lot of people with this antics in the tournament. His defenders, meanwhile, claim that he has suffered from many injuries and is trying to protect himself, in what is perhaps the most absurd logic you will ever hear.

Neymar has a history of showcasing his acting skills on the pitch and here are 5 of the best of them…


#5 Shattered ankle against Mexico

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And this is the latest of the lot. While Brazil were battling Mexico in a bid to reach the quarter-final of the tournament, Neymar was lying on the sidelines when Miguel Layun ran to him to fetch the ball.

As it turned out, Layun mildly stepped on Neymar’s right ankle and the Brazilian acted as though someone had run a tank over it. He cried and cried while jumping around in agony, something that totally angered former Manchester United goalkeeper Peter Schmeichel.

“It's annoying to watch, the way he tries to force cards. It seemed like he was dying, I thought he'd be put on a stretcher, then in an ambulance and never seen again,” said the former Denmark ‘keeper.

Schmeichel was triggered by the fact that he was awarded the man of the match award for his goal and assist – something that will reflect badly on the kids watching the game.

"My God, Neymar even won the best player award against Mexico. For me, FIFA should have looked at how he behaved in the game. I cannot find any other way to describe it as really unfortunate.

“Gianni Infantino the FIFA President was in the stadium – they have to look at what was happening.

“I appeal to FIFA. It's not something we want to see in football. We have the VAR, we have to be spared these simulations. It attracts so much attention and all the kids are watching. It's not good, it's not what we want in football.”

#4 Gunshot against Uruguay

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This was way back in 2013 when Neymar was playing for Brazil in the Confederations Cup. He was yet to make a move to Barcelona at the time but was already a star in Brazil.

When Walter Gargano was attempting to shield the ball from the forward, Neymar jumped off the grass like a bullet while holding his left cheek all the while.

The most astounding part about this is that he definitely was hurt more by the impact of his body hitting the ground than by Gargano's ‘touch’.

#3 Swan dive against PSG

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He might be a PSG player right now but this was a match in which he represented the Blaugrana against his current employers. For starters, it was a match that turned out like no-one expected.

By the time the referee blew the whistle, the score read PSG 4-0 Barca – in what was an unfathomable result for the people of the football fraternity. Neymar, meanwhile, tried his best to help bridge the gap.

When the skills weren’t enough for him to get the better of the French giants, he resorted to what he does best: make a meal out of minimum contact. While there is no doubt that Di Maria fouled him, Neymar’s jump is perhaps the most hilarious thing you are going to see today.

#2 Lack of balance against Costa Rica

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While witnessing this live on TV, I was convinced that it was a penalty. However, after the replays kicked in, all I was left with was shock and anger. Such was the persuasive power of this that the conclusion can only be that the referees deserve a special shout out for managing players like this on a football pitch.

As he danced down the box and completely outfoxed Giancarlo Gonzalez with his brilliant ball control, the panicked number 5 of Costa Rica extended his left hand, which barely touched the Brazilian.

Neymar, seeing another Costa Rican player converging, realized that the best option here would be to draw a penalty and so he did what he does best: tumble down to the floor as though he was slammed by a wrestler.

The referee did initially award him the penalty but thank goodness that VAR exists now and the decision was overturned.

#1 Rolling on the grass

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This became the most hilarious moment of the World Cup. Although play-acting should never be encouraged by labeling it hilarious, one just can’t stop laughing after watching not only the way Neymar rolled on the floor but also the subsequent internet memes that were created out of it.

When Adem Ljajic made the mistake of putting a sliding tackle on Neymar, he got most of the man and little of the ball. Neymar had to ensure that the Serbian got punished for his audacity.

So he rolled and rolled around on the grass. The way he rolled over the grass, it felt as though it wouldn’t need any mowing for the next two decades or so. The memes that were made after that were perhaps the best things about his performance in that match.

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