An Ode to Chelsea's (recent) antics

Once upon a time in Russia there was a Man,

A billionaire, very rich, by the name Roman.

He owned Chelsea FC, a top European club

But to the managers he gave a royal snub.

Managers of all shapes and sizes would come

He would sack one and all, not spare even some!

Then one fine day came Roberto Di Matteo

Hailed by Chelsea fans as a True Blue Hero

He brought the team up from a bad patch

The FA Cup and Champions League he did snatch

He was brilliant, he even made Torres score!

And Chelsea fans were so hungry for more!

But then came another bad run for the Blues

From winning ways, they just began to lose,

Against Juventus, they lost by a margin of three

So Abramovich went again on a sacking spree!

He called Di Matteo and said ‘You Are Fired’

And of all the people, Rafa Benitez he hired!

The same guy who called Chelsea fans fake,

And Chelsea fans consider him an evil snake.

I dont understand what Abramovich was thinking

Maybe real strong Vodka he had been drinking

He thought he was bringing in a little magic

But fans consider his decision downright tragic.

Ironically, nothing much has changed as yet.

Benitez is also losing and I bet his pants are wet

Because he knows the truth: He’s gonna be sacked

I guess he has his bags and stuff already all packed.

Chelsea fans really hate Rafael Benitez’ guts

And they also think Roman Abramovich is nuts.

But what can they say and what can they do,

They seem a strong club, they will continue.

*Not intended to offend anyone*

*well, maybe Abramovich, but he brought it on himself*