Fernando Torres and goals: The greatest rivalry in football!
El Nino they call him. I call him FERNANDONT SCORRES. Ever since the Spaniard made his high-profile move to Stamford Bridge for a ‘bargain’ £50 million, betraying the Kop and the entire Liverpool, Torres has become the top victim of gags and football jokes across the internet. Ask any random football guy, he deserves every bit of it. Some blogs and facebook pages have been completely dedicated to the misfiring (too much at that) striker, who has only managed 3 league goals for Chelsea in 31 matches, just 2 this season. Terry has 4. He hasn’t scored since October, Tim Howard has.
Come on, whom are we kidding? Torres hasn’t been bad, he has been truly abysmal. Once in a while, some writer, some pundit, some fanatic comes up and says, ‘Give him a break guys, he hasn’t been that bad’. Oh yes, of course, an international striker playing for a Champions League side in the most popular football league in the world. And, 5 goals in 42 games. I shall say no more. Here some of the good ones I managed to find. Read, laugh and share.
The Mother of Misses, the biggest disaster ever if the world doesn’t come to an end this year!
Girl : Oh! I miss you darling
Boy : I “TORRES” you too…….LOL!
Berbatov scored more goals in 90 mins than Torres has for the whole season! (After Berba bagged a hattrick in late December)
The awkward moment when Tim Howard scored before Torres in 2012
I don’t know why Fulham fans are upset about the cost of that statue at Craven Cottage. Chelsea paid £50m for theirs.
Why is Fernando Torres good at tennis? Because he never hits the net.
I was thinking about stopping the jokes about Fernando Torres, but then I decided to give it a miss.
In a suicide attempt Fernando Torres went into his dressing room with a gun, pointed it to his head, as expected he missed.
Fernando Torres walks into a bar and says: “I’ll have a couple of shots please.” The barman says: “That’s not like you.”
UEFA have just announced they would have given Chelsea the Champions League trophy for 50 million.
BREAKING NEWS: David Blaine’s 40-day world record for doing nothing inside a box has been broken by Fernando Torres!
Find more funny ones? Feel free to share them in the comments section and they just might appear on the main article!