#9 Pep's Man City are more fun to watch than Pep's Barcelona

Lay down your weapons. Stop your frothing. Hear me out.
Pep Guardiola's team controlled, and used the ball in a way that no football team has ever done - that holy trinity in midfield and Lionel Messi passing the ball around with an ease that bordered on the absurd. Mostly, though, this passing was sideways, as much of a choke-hold as "parking the bus", controlling possession to ensure defensive stability - after all no opposition team can score if they don't even touch the ball.
This City side sacrifices a lot of this control for more incisive movement in between the lines - Kevin De Bruyne and David Silva at the heart of it as they run in and out of the opposition third - and use Sane and Sterling effectively on the flanks. This prevents most neutrals from dozing off even when City are playing a defensive-minded team, but also makes them far more vulnerable than the great Barcelona team that Guardiola managed... which segues neatly into my next point.