Top jokes on Howard Webb and Manchester United

Some time back, Ryan Babel got into trouble for posting a picture in his Twitter account. The picture had Howard Webb wearing a Manchester United shirt. But, after the events of the 3-3 comeback by Man United against Chelsea, most anti-United fans are doing the same on their Facebook and Twitter pages.

So, here is a compilation of jokes on the never ending saga of Howard Webb and Manchester United.

Manchester United’s club shop has just released its sales figures which indicate that ‘Howard Webb’ is now the most requested name on the back of their replica shirts, and that if his popularity grows they may be forced to rename the Stretford End in his honour by changing it to the ‘Massive-Bell End’, or MBE for short.

BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS : ” Howard Webb Not for sale ~ Alex Ferguson “

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Howard Webb’s kids have denied their Dad is a secret Man Utd fan.“He is totally unbiased,” Alex, George, Bobby, Matt and Cristiano stated.

Mr Webb who secured his team’s passage into the 4th round of the FA cup is said to be ‘exhausted’ following his Herculean efforts in providing his side with the winning goal by awarding them a ‘completely deserved’ penalty after Liverpool’s Daniel Agger ‘viciously kicked Berbatov in the head with a knife’.

Football Result:

Chelsea 3 – Not Torres (36 o.g), Not Torres (46), Not Torres (50).

Manchester United 3 – Webb (58 pen, 69 pen), Hernandez (84)

Here are some Tweets which were published during the course of the game.

Howard Webb is doing terrible for Manchester United, Fergie will give him a right lecture at half-time. (After he refused to give a penalty against Cahill)

Howard Webb is on a hatrick (After the two penalties)

Hard my luck, I dropped Howard Webb from my fantasy football side, then he gets 2 assist.