How do you make a guy who drops his shorts on national TV even more compelling? You give him a hokey, yet somehow wonderful entrance song which teases his fluid sexuality while jamming out a great southern rock beat.
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Take particular note of the following lyric;
So many asses,
So little time,
A really tight one
Can stop me on a dime.
I'm a lover,
Of every kind,
The best surprises always sneak up from behind...
Cuz I'm an Ass Man. Yeah!
Enjoy his theme in all its glory below:
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Christopher Scott Wagoner
Christopher Scott Wagoner is a writer from Austin, Texas in the United States. He is also a proud descendent of the Choctaw and Lakota people.
Chris has an English and Creative Writing degree, and is a published author with Simon and Schuster. He's ghost-written over eight million words in more than 500 books.
A long time wrestling fan, Chris is also a professional journalist who covers sports-entertainment. He's been writing for Sportskeeda since 2018.