I wish Tyler Breeze and Fandango were hosting the Hall Of Fame Red Carpet.
Breezango deserves ALL THE TV TIME. Look, I’ve been accused of having low-brow taste, and for the most part, that’s true. But I know comedy. I embrace the fun stuff and seek out the tragic. My favourite current comics are Tim Dillon, Geoff Tate and Ron Funches. All time, probably Richard Pryor and George Carlin. So obviously I have good taste, but I also understand that the level of comedy has to be adjusted for pro wrestling shows. It’s important, but not a top priority.
So when teams (the best comedy in wrestling comes from teams) like Team Hell No, Golden Truth, Heath & Rhyno, and Breeze and Fandango work so well together in backstage segments, it sticks out. And it’s violently appreciated by me.
If we’re getting a ringer to give us weather updates in Orlando on Sunday, why don’t they reach in-house and get the two most well-dressed superstars to judge all the Superstars and celebrities on who they’re wearing? They can hand out tickets to everyone wearing Usos shirts. They should be doing it on the red carpet going into the stadium; they should run around solving mysteries backstage during the show, they should hand out tickets at Gorilla position to every superstar before they make their entrance until they get beat up by someone.
Just make Breezango SmackDown’s New Day at WrestleMania, but funny.
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