5 for 1 Raw 3/13/17: The good, the bad and the ugly

The Bad 4

I kinda like those jackets, they should go back to those.

The Club doesn’t watch wrestling.

What the hell was that?!?! The Club, you know, of the famed Bullet Club. Fellow alumni Finn Balor and AJ Styles. Japanese wrestling megastars. Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson. Those dudes, they don’t watch wrestling.

There’s pretty much one rule in WWE’s pro wrestling. If no one wins in a #1 Contender’s Match, EVERYONE IS THE #1 CONTENDER. That, and if you use reasoning and cite facts to make your point, you’re a heel.

Enzo and Cass will sell merch at Wrestlemania, making Vince McMahon happy, and Sheamus and Cesaro will wrestle like the badass wrestlers they are, making wrestling fans happy. In that sense, The Club interfering in their match was great for everyone. Except, the stupid Club.

That’s their name now, The Stupid Club. It fits, I did the math. Not only did they make it literally impossible to NOT make their Wrestlemania match for the Tag Team Championships a Triple Threat match, where they lose their advantage, they were friggin’ surprised when it happened.